Kuka hoitaa farmaria, kun hän on sairas ?
Farmaseutti.
Miksi lehmä hyppäsi ilmaan ?
Farmarilla oli kylmät kädet.
Miksi lammas soitti poliisille ?
Hänet oli kynitty.
Miksi kanafarmari pääsi Guinnesin ennätysten kirjaan ?
Hänellä on jättiläiskokoinen 'kukko'. (He has a massive cock)
A farmer sat down at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said
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