Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one
night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here." says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God
bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing." says Sean, "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, and it says here
that he was 95 when he died!"
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good Lord, here's a fella that got to be 145 !"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is
written on the stone marker and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."