.... ja sinä yönä oli Olli-sähköpaimenet kedolla lampaita paimentamassa.....

Texeleitä?

Eikö raivion tule olla kylvökunnossa 1.1?

Ja peltoalavalvonnat alkaa joskus kesäkuussa? 

Lainaus käyttäjältä: meedio - 22.12.12 - klo:19:30

   vuoden nimimerkki, tuskin kahden!!

Synkkä ennuste. Epäiletkö, että Ooppelin kone leikkaa kiinni

Meedio on pikemminkin optimisti, loppu voi tulla milloin tahansa.

Lainaus käyttäjältä: Timppa - 22.12.12 - klo:18:06

Lainaus käyttäjältä: meedio - 22.12.12 - klo:18:05

Yksikään agronettiläinen ei ole ollut vuotta agronetissä!!!

Skännä on pikaisesti katsottuna ainoa, joka on viettänyt aikaansa yli 100 päivää, emoheikki siinä kannoilla, hyvin lähellä sataa kyllä...
Tilastoa:
Poissa    emo-heikki                      Mestari    2008-04-19    24114    
Poissa    Sepedeus                      Mestari    2007-10-24    20500    
Poissa    apilas                                Mestari      2007-10-24     15229    
Poissa    Lehtimäki                      Mestari    2007-10-25    14460    
Poissa    SKN                                      Mestari     2008-01-25     12449    
Paikalla    Timppa                              Mestari    2007-10-24    11919    
Poissa    Oksa                              Mestari    2008-12-07    11406

Saitilla vietetty aika ei aivan suoraan ole suhteessa kirjoitettuihin viesteihin, mutta jotenkin hiukan sinnepäin.
Mutta siis: Kukaan ei ole vuoden agronettiläinen!!

Kirjautuneena olo ei tarkoita aina sitä että viettää aikaa a netissä.

Ei, mutta parempaa tilastotietoa ei juuri ole saatavissa....

Eikö meedio pysty näkemään esim. kristallipallosta, milloin ja ketä on paikalla? Ei tarvitsisi turhaan päivystää, jos haluaa tarinoida Timppan ja Sorkkiksen kanssa.

Enpä tiijä .

Sianlihantuottajille on lisää vituksia tulossa .

Pukkii eisaa mitsun lavalle vaikka kuinka yrittäis .

Sepe heitetään kaivoon ja Vinnamolla on syyhy .


Em mää tuosta oikeen lämpene .

Olisin mä voinut kirjoittaa härskimmänkin version, mutta olisit saattanut lämmetä liikaa. Kuten kävi sen sähköpostiepisodin kanssa.

Ja tapahtui niinä päivinä, että valtiovarainministeriöstä kävi käsky, että kaikki sorkkapukit oli arvonlisäverolle pantava. Tämä verollepano oli ensimmäinen ja tapahtui Peltojenviljeliän ollessa Sorkanhoitajaliiton puheenjohtajana.

Ja kaikki  sorkanhoitajat menivät pukkeineen verolle pantaviksi, kukin omaan kaupunkiinsa. Niin Sorkkiskin lähti 10-tien varrelta, Kosken kunnasta, ylös 9-tietä, Skännän kaupunkiin, jonka nimi on Loimaa, koska siellä oli lähin verotoimisto, verolle pantavaksi sorkkapukkinsa kanssa, joka oli vielä keskeneräinen.

Niin tapahtui heidän siellä ollessaan, että sorkkapukin hitsaus valmistui. Ja Sorkka maalasi pukkinsa, esikoisensa, ja peitteli sen pressulla ja pani sen Mitukan lavalle, koska heille ei ollut sijaa doommetallin hallissa.

Ja sillä seudulla oli ketämiehiä yöllä pellolla savikkoa kyntämässä. Niin heidän edessään seisoi Fendtin Isomusta, ja xenonien kirkkaus loisti heidän ympärillään, ja he peljästyivät suuresti. Mutta fendtkuski Hvinnamo sanoi heille: "Älkää peljätkö; sillä katso, minä ilmoitan teille suuren ilon, joka on tuleva kaikille tissinkoittajille: Sorkkikselle on tänään valmistunut uusi sorkkapukki, joka itse tinattu, RHS-putkesta, Loimaan  kaupungissa. Ja tämä on teille merkkinä: te löydätte sorkkapukin pressulla peiteltynä ja Mitukan lavalla makaamassa."

Ja yhtäkkiä oli Hvinnamon kanssa suuri joukko isomahaisia sikamiehiä, ja he ylistivät Sorkkista ja sanoivat: "Kunnia Sorkkikselle verstaallansa, ja agronetissä rauha maajussien kesken, joita kohtaan hänellä on hyvä tahto!"

Ja kun sikaukot olivat menneet ketämiesten luota Thaimaahan, niin nämä puhuivat toisillensa: "Menkäämme nyt Loimaalle katsomaan sitä, mikä on tapahtunut ja minkä Hvinnamo meille ilmoitti".

 Ja he menivät kiiruhtaen ja löysivät Sorkkiksen ja sorkkapukin, joka lepäsi Mitukan lavalla.  Ja kun he tämän olivat nähneet, kirjoittivat he siitä Agronettiin kaiken, joka oli puhuttu heille tästä sorkkapukista. Ja kaikki, jotka sen lukivat, nauroivat katketakseen häkkyrälle, mistä ketämiehet heille kirjoittivat.

Mutta Sorkkis kätki kaikki nämä sanat ja tutkisteli niitä sydämessänsä.

Ja Ketämiehet palasivat kiittäen ja ylistäen Sorkkista kaikesta, minkä olivat kuulleet ja nähneet, sen mukaan kuin heille oli puhuttu.

Kiitos ja anteeks, Opelmies.

Sorkkikselta ei tullu kommenttia, liekkö tuo selvinpäin tehty lyrics-jutska kuitenkaa hyvä...

Kokeile seuraava kipale janojuoman kera, jospa sitten tärppäis.

Ketä on tää We Want More.

Onko se sen Roker Moren veli, vai ketä kerpele se on.

Ketä tietää!

Vaan soittaa aika helevetin monessa bäntissä, useimmissa Opelmiehen käymissä konserteissa sitä on lavalle vaadittu. Ja saatu myös!

Lainaus käyttäjältä: Lemmu - 21.12.12 - klo:19:26

Lainaus käyttäjältä: Timppa - 21.12.12 - klo:19:20

Lainaus käyttäjältä: Moommalaaanen - 21.12.12 - klo:19:09

Mitäs tosta. Ollahan me pohojanmaalaaaaaasetkin ihimisiä. Meillä on kaikki suurta!!!

Mikä teil mukattes nii kauhjan suurt on? En usko. 

meillon satiaasekki siilen kokoosia....

Höpö höpö. Mullooooon ollu kerraaan elämäääs satiaaasia, ne istu munakarvoooosa ku harakat tuuhias kuuseeees. Käskin naaaaaapurin arttuhun  ampuumahan niitä pienooooos kiväärillä ja saiha se niiiiitä ammuskeltuuua yhen karibian risteelijän matkustaja määrän verran. Oliskos ollu pauttiarallaaaaaa 1356kappaleeeetta. Niitten sulista tehtihin puolelle kylälle  200kpl untuvaaa peeeeettooo.

Joopa joo. Ja sitten heräsitkin sorkan vierestä housut kintuissa.

Te ootta totta notta homoja. Ookeen selllaaasia tynkä *****äääsiä setan maskotteja. Notta menkääs sinnen rallihin jossa tämän kiuruvetisen Matinkin poika rallas rattoorilla kännissä ja otti miehestä mittaa.

 

Tykkäämmä käyrä aina välillä Loimaalla seuraa ettimäsä, sielloon yks talo missä natsaa aina.

Koko Etelä-Suomi, Tampereesta alaspäin on kehitysmaata.

Kyllä jämtti on näin. Ja etenkin Loimaan seutu, melkein säälittää ketä siellä sattuu asumaan.

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Webbariiii!! Hvinnamo matkii!!! Byääää..

Kuulee Moommaaaalaanen, mistoot poies?  Ja mihinä sua om piretty? 

Oltiin Isämmaam armeijasa yhtäaikaa yhen moommaalaasen kans, ja soli perso syömää karkkia, se aina kyseli Et mihinä helevetis mun mihinä-Äxä pussi o???!!!

jaa ettö yksi Moommalinen? Opelmiehen aikaan niitä oli puoli komppaniaa, kerrassaan ikimuistoinen vuosi

We Want More!   We Want More!   We Want More!  We Want More!   We Want More!      We Want More!  We Want More!  We Want More!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMI_pfX6KZE    Omituisten otusten kerho koolla.... 

Sorkka lainaten; *****iletko?